Well not quite, but almost! Archie and Bert have been busy again this Christmas, touring throughout the kingdoms; performing around all sorts of curious venues. Right next to an ice rink for example, up in Merthyr Tydfil. Archie’s fear of heights, alas, prevented him from climbing aboard a pair of blades, and Bert’s chilblains were playing up that day so no risks could be taken, on medical grounds of course. Neverthless, new fangled magical apparatus was deftly deployed and acts of the miraculous performed to the masses. Gawd save the Queen!